[--Let's skip the intro--]

[--Starts off in Al's Wait N' Eat--]

Al's Waiter: Al, we need some more coffee*!
Al: WHAT!?
[--Al's waiter rolls his eyes--]
Various Binomes: Give us coffee!  NOW!
Al's Waiter: Listen, this ain't called 'Al's Wait N' Eat' for nothin', right Al?
Al: WHAT!?
[--*this is assuming coffee exists in ReBoot--]
[--Shift to G-Prime--]
[--A mysterious portal opens, and out pops Mr. Coffee--]
[--Megabyte spots Mr. Coffee--]
Megabyte: Hmm, what have we here?  A brand-new weapon delivered to my doorstep?
Mr. Coffee: Gurgle.  Bubble.
Megabyte: How interesting.  Well, I have no ti--
[--Megabyte gets consumed by Mr. Coffee and is turned into little paper cups.--]
Mr. Coffee: Burp.  Gurgle, gurgle.
Hack: Uh-oh!
Slack: This is not good.
Hack: Not good at all.
[--Mr. Coffee eats them, too--]
[--Mr. Coffee zips off the screen--]
[--We pan to Dot's Diner--]
Dot: What?  A riot at Al's Diner?
Random Binome: That's what we heard, ma'am!
Dot: What are they rioting about?
Binome: I think it's about coffee, ma'am.
[--Dot mumbles to herself--]
Dot: I knew there was something wrong with coffee!
[--Dot returns to the binome--]
Dot: Ok, thanks!  Bob!  Bob?
Enzo: You're a little late, sis.  Bob flew off nanos ago!
Frisket: Woof!
Cecil: What is zat zing doing here?
Dot: I don't know!
Enzo: Uh, sis?  I think he's running from that!
[--Enzo points to Mr. Coffee.--]
All: Aaaah!
Mr. Coffee: Gurgle.
Feathers**: Blink.
[--**I just *had* to include Feathers McGraw in here--]
Dot: Ok, people, stay calm!
All: HOW??
Dot: Well, Al's Diner needs coffee, and we have a coffee machine right outside.  What we need to do is give it bait so it'll find itself down to Sector 31.
[--Dot grins evilly--]
Dot: Oh Miiike!
Mike the TV: OK....I'm going...
[--Mike runs outside and is immediately consumed by Mr. Coffee--]
Dot: Well, that solves *one* problem...
[--Mr. Coffee suddenly breaks in!--]
Dot: Bob!
Bob: Yeah Dot?
Dot: Wait, I thought that you were--
Bob: Why are you looking so frightened for?
Dot: The coffee machine is gonna kill us!
Bob: Uh, Dot?  Are you ok?  You just negotiated with Mr. Coffee to let it live in Mainframe.
Dot: I did wha--
Bob: Oh!  Time's up!  We have to roll the end credits!
Dot: Ok, this is wierd...
[--END!  Will Mr. Coffee slowly take over Mainframe and then eat it?  Is Mr. Coffee really Daemon?  We may never know, unless I write a sequel!--]